What is a quick way to lose at least 2 inches off of your waist and gain 1 on the neck?

What is a quick way to lose at least 2 inches off of the waist and gain at least 1 inch on the neck, If there is a way how long would it take?

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1. liposuction
2. liposuction !! jajajajja well ... for the waist play with the ula ula ... and for the neck .. you can swim .! but instead of inserting your head on the water just breath and move your to one side and the other while you swim .. ... ...
3. umm there are alternatives like the water and lemon juice diet.its like the celebrity diet,thats all u can take in for two weeks and then u should lose weight..FAST.if not there always a crack diet...if that doesnt work then maybe try the starvation diet.lol